Life in 2005

(I always get funny stuff forwarded to me - I like to share!)
(and a lot of stuff from this list IS true!!!)

You live in 2005 if...

1. Accidentally type in your password in your microwave
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers for your family who counts only three members
4. You send an email to someone sitting right next to you
5. The reason why you don't keep in touch with your family is because they don't have email
6. You go home after a long day's work and when your landline rings you ask yourself what they are trying to sell to you now - none of your friends uses your landline, EVER
7. When you call from your landline you dial "zero" to get the outgoing dial tone
8. You've been sitting at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. Or you have gone to four different buildings belonging to four different companies but you always worked for the same one
10. Your boss is incapable of doing your job
11. When you go to somebody's house you don't call from the cell phone unless you find a missed call
12. Your apartment doesn't have enough energy for all of your electronic appliances. If you want to charge your cell phone you have to unplug the battery charger, the MP3 player and the digital camera
13. Going out without your cell phone, if you are between 20 and 65, makes you panic and dash back inside to get it
14. You get up in the morning and connect to the internet to read your email and the news before you have breakfast
15. U wrt mssgs lk ths
16. You are looking around your desk to make sure nobody sees you laughing at a computer screen
17. What is worse is that you perfectly know who you want to forwards this list to
18. You were so much into reading this that you didn't notice that number 9 was missing from the list
19. Now you are checking that number 9 ACTUALLY IS missing from the list
20. And now you are laughing at yourself!
And don't say it's not true!